No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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