Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Can you bring me the toilet please
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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