that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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