If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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