i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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