Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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