if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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