omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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