ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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