For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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