we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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