I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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