imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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