can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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