You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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