So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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