My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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