no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Princesses don't give blow jobs
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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