Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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