Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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