No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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