I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
