is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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