isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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