that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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