dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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