How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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