piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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