How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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