took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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