remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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