id be glad to
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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