I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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