no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Randomize
