Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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