Whoa Z and x make the same sound
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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