I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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