So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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