I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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