He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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