Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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