I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
