What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
