Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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