You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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