Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
only if we run a train.
done.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Randomize
