I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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