Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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