you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
You know, be my cock's hype man.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize