He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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