just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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